The man. The myth. The legend.
The following is all true.
 If you have five dollars and Richard Silva has five dollars, Richard Silva has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Richard Silva's computer. Richard Silva is always in control.
Apple pays Richard Silva 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Richard Silva can sneeze with his eyes open.
Richard Silva can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Richard Silva is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Richard Silva destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Richard Silva can kill two stones with one bird.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Richard Silva.
Richard Silva doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Richard Silva has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Richard Silva.
Richard Silva does not sleep. He waits.
Richard Silva is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Richard Silva is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Richard Silva counted to infinity - twice.
When Richard Silva does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Richard Silva is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Richard Silva’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Richard Silva can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Richard Silva doesn’t wear a watch; HE decides what time it is.
Richard Silva can slam a revolving door.
Richard Silva does not get frostbite. Richard Silva bites frost.
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